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Presenting the Smut Cup

The National Dog Show, but Smut U

Congratulations to all participants in the First Annual Smut Cup!

Please cast your vote for your favorite entry. Feel free to judge both the handling and the entrant’s spirit of Smut. I think we’ll put the winner on a t-shirt or maybe a cup. Now that would make sense, wouldn’t it?

Entrants:

  • Gabby and Cooper

  • Larissa and Drink O’ Water (Larissa is coming back to class, y’all!!!)

  • Amber and Noble

  • Marie and Molly Momo Babushka

  • Jennifer and Dasie

  • Hal and Titan

  • Alyssa and Daniel and Scout

  • Joy and Louis Armstrong

Vito’s got nothing on us. Although he is very handsome. Joy almost sent me a pug once. She was a THIS CLOSE to putting it on an airplane. I think her nurse didn’t want it—is that right? But at any rate, the only reason I don’t have a pug today is because Delta got in her way. Flat-faced dogs need to fly in the cabin with a buddy. I love you, Joy. Please write another story. This is your call to action.

In other news, class is normal this week. There will be some changes coming up due to holidays, but we’ll get to that next week.

SECRET SANTA: due on December 14th. Party is on the 15th.

Thank you to everyone who submitted an entry to the Smut Cup. <3<3<3

xoxo
Sam

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